The Definitive Guide to Gary

The Gary Complex is a facial and body complexion that just screams "GARY." The Gary Complex was named after Gary. A person with a Gary Complex is characterized by their pudgy build, flat hairline, slightly chubby face, small eyes, slight wrinkles, large chin, and several other factors that are almost unnoticeable on their own, but together create a Gary. A Gary Complex can also be defined by a Gary's musty scent, but this is unreliable both because it is hard to distinguish unless you have known a Gary in the past and because it is difficult to get close enough to a hostile Gary to catch a whiff. A Gary is undefinable in words, but you always know one when you see one.